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It is a rare occasion when we are sent a recipe that makes us stand up and take notice, but that is exactly what Melinda Rainey Thompson has done with her pound cake. Upon receiving Melinda’s email, I forwarded it to Tiffany, who responded, “We need to know her.” It is our pleasure to introduce this hilarious Southerner today. We hope you enjoy Melinda’s writing, and her pound cake recipe, as much as we do.
Pound Cake Recipe Revealed
I am about to give you the best pound cake recipe everβbar none. Iβm a Southern woman, born and bred, and I promise you: This is THE ONE. I often make it to accompany consoling casseroles when someoneβs roll is called up yonder. Friends, relations, office workers, and repairmenβanyone who needs sweetening in my life gets a pound cake. This cake says: βForgive me,β βHappy Birthday,β βGet Well Soon,β βIβm Sorry You Lost Your Job,β and βPlease finish re-tiling my bathroom before Christmas.β
Itβs a very versatile recipe. Iβm a writer; I once mailed this pound cake to North Carolina to thank an editor who liked my first book. Even after being jostled by the post office, this cake got rave reviews. My kids expect it to appear on the sideboard at every family occasion. They think the regular consumption of this cake is their God-given, constitutionally protected birthright.
Iβve left my mark on earth with this pound cake, and Iβm going to tell you exactly how to make it. I really am. Iβm not going to leave out any ingredients, like some Southern women I know, who do that to ensure that your pound cake never quite lives up to theirs. Iβm a bigger person that that. I feel rather virtuous as Iβm typing this, as if Iβve just made a generous donation to a worthy cause. I promise you one thing: When you try it, you are going to want to kiss me right on the mouth.
Hereβs what you need to do: Put three cups of sugar, one bar (eight ounces) of cream cheese, and three sticks plus two tablespoons REAL butter (no cheating, youβll ruin my recipe) in a mixer.
If you have time, let the butter and cheese come to room temperature first. If you donβt, microwave them to soften them up.
Mix. Gradually alternate adding three cups of plain flour and six large eggs, slightly beaten, until the mixture is a bit thicker than pancake batter. (This is not quantum physics; donβt overthink these instructions.) I use a forty-something-year-old Kitchen Aid mixer I bought at a yard sale. It works fine.
Finally, add one teaspoon of each of the following flavorings: (Theyβre expensive to buy the first time, but then youβll have them on hand for several more cakes; you will be asked to bake more. Trust me.) Vanilla, (Real, no imitations, Southerners do not like fake flowers, butter, or anything else.) almond, brandy, sherry (You can use cooking-grade liquors.), and coconut. If you donβt like one of these flavorings, you can double up on something else.
Feel free to adjust to your familyβs taste. This isnβt holy writ. But donβt use fake anythingβno matter what. Forget about those low-fat substitutions youβre considering. This is a CAKE, for heavenβs sake. Mix in the flavorings.
Pour the batter into one greased Bundt pan or two loaf pans (If youβd like smaller loaves which are easier to share and slice perfectly for strawberry shortcake, choose the loaf pans. Beat a pint of heaving whipping cream with a little sugar if youβre so inclined, and slice up the berries. Donβt use that canned whipped cream that kids like to squirt in their mouths. Remember: Fake is BAD. Real is GOOD.).
DO NOT PREHEAT YOUR OVEN. (I know, I know. Itβs unusual.) Bake at 300 degrees for about one hour and ten minutes. DO NOT OVERBAKE THIS POUND CAKE! You want βsad streaksβ which make it so moist and delicious your eyes roll back in your head when you taste it. Ovens vary, of course. Mine came over on the ark, so work with what you have, and check to see how that cake is coming along. Itβs done when a toothpick comes out of the middle cleanly, but this is a judgment call. I like my pound cakes a bit underdone. Thatβs one of my secrets.
When you remove the cake from the oven, let it cool in the pan on a wire rack for five or ten minutes. While the cake is cooling, melt one cup of sugar in a half cup of water in a boiler on the stove. Remove the pan from heat, and add one teaspoon of each flavoring. Slide a sharp knife around the edges of the cake pan before inverting it to help release the cake. Turn it out quickly onto a plate and then immediately flip it right side up on to the platter you are going to serve it on. Feel free to hold your breath and pray. It canβt hurt. Allow the cake to rest for a few minutes, and then spoon the glaze over it. Leave it uncovered for a few hours until the liquid has been absorbed.
Pound Cake Warning:
This cake is finicky, but itβs worth the trouble. Because it is so deliciously moist, it sometimes sticks to the pan. It takes practice to get it just right. Do not worry if your pound cake falls apart or sticks. That is how God urges you to make trifle. I promise you one thing: People will gladly scrape this pound cake up with a spoon. Itβs that good.
About the Author
Melinda Rainey Thompson is an award-winning author of three books: Southern Women Aging Gracefully, The SWAG Life, and I Love YouβNow Hush. Her newest release, Iβve Had It Up To Here With Teenagers, will be published in April 2012. You can check her out on her fan page at Facebook.com/melindaraineythompson and visit her blog at melindaraineythompson.wordpress.com. On Twitter, she is mrtswag. Melinda responds to email, tweets, Facebook messages, smoke signals, and more.
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Hi Girls!
GREAT pound cake; however, I noticed a discrepancy in the glaze measurements. I can only assume that it is a half cup of water to 1 cup sugar, because of the volume of liquid, right?? Regardless . . . it’s out of this world tasty!!
Thanks,
Julie
Last month my husband’s aunt passed away. In her will she gave me first position to go through her (dreamy) kitchen and take whatever I wanted. (this woman MUST be in heaven right now)
It was all about the baking…so I quickly went for HER KitchenAid mixer. It’s probably 70 yrs old. (a wedding gift)
Hubby lugged that beast through the airport for me….what a man.
(Note: Next year KitchenAid will celebrate 95 yrs of mixer-makin’ !!!!)
As luck would have it…hubby has been working in Mississippi all week so I though it appropriate to have something yummy and southern waiting on the counter for him after beating his way through the airports. (what a man I have….words don’t describe)
So I took my virgin trip with the mixer and YOUR RECIPE. I made 2 loaves so that I could “test one” before subjecting him to the delicacy.
I “tested”….then I took a 3 mile run praying to the fat gods to recognize my determination. I think I probably staved off the poundage, however, the dog is NOT lovin’ the need for 2 runs a day {{{sigh}}}
Thank you so much for sharing Melinda….
Best – “the girl”
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Hi, I just want to double check with you. In this recipe the glaze is one cup water, with one-half cup sugar. In your blog comments above the recipe you say mix one cup sugar into one-half cup water……..which is correct? Thanks! Sandy
My mouth watered just reading the post. My lawd this sounds good. I’m going to say, bless you, now.
Blessings~
Alethea
This recipe was awful! Made it twice in one day, extended the cooking time (1.75 on the second one and it sank worse than the first one.), and followed the recipe to the letter and it still sank. My oven is on-target with the temperature. I have read this recipe over-and-over trying to see if there might be something missing. I cut the second one and it was almost raw in the middle while the outer edge of the cake was close to perfect. It does make a delicious top crust as it fell off even before I took it out of the pan.
Hi there. This looks great, but I have one question. Do you use salted butter or unsalted?
I’m going to make this this weekend. Do you think it would be better the next day? (i.e. would it be “sadder”?) I know some pound cakes are like that.
I prepared this cake today. The results are incredible. I was looking for a vanilla cake recipe smooth, dense and full of flavor…. After several intents, I found it. This is THE CAKE!!!! Better… Impossible
Thanks for sharing,
Betty
I recently moved from the South, and this definitely takes me home again. I can’t wait to try this recipe! Maybe with some chocolate sauce too… π Thanks so much for sharing!
Charity
OK – I have been obsessed with making a pound cake for 3 weeks now and I see this. Guess I’m going to have to give it a whirl this weekend using your technique.
Secret pound cake my a**. This pound cake recipe is in my Gourmet Magazine Cookbook listed as Elvis’ Favorite Pound Cake. My aunt also has the same recipe, but it was supposed to be the a secret recipe of friend of hers.
My mom used to make 7 UP Pound Cake and I loved it as a kid. You’ve reminded me to get the recipe from her, because I’d love to make it for my family.
I love how the taste of something brings back memories. I bet your family will love the old 7 Up recipe. I have a coca-cola chocolate sheet cake one that I like, too. Nothing new under the sun, really, but it’s fun to give something a new life!
I’m all about keeping food traditions alive and well.
Born and raised in Maryland and just recently decided to start doing some research about the food heritage of the Eastern Shore of Maryland-which is where my family is from although I grew up ‘off the shore’
SITS Luv and Best Wishes’
Kristine
Yum- love your style, sass and your cake!
wait, don’t all Southern women have this recipe? I know it’s my mama’s! LOL
oooh that sounds really good….must make it when I get some free time π
Thanks for sharing
Laura x
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There’s nothing like a nice slice of SERIOUS pound cake and your recipe is just that. The women in my family (more my mom’s generation) have fought, for years, about who makes the best pound cake. I give my vote to my deceased grandmother, Mamie, every time it comes up.
One Auntie makes a 7Up pound cake that is to die for. Another one specializes in her famous lemon pound cake. The other couple who profess to make and serve up the best bake “traditional”. It’s too funny listening to each one of them pontificate about just how great their recipe is, how they’re better at cracking eggs – effortlessly and without EVER spilling a single piece of eggshell into their batter, who can make their recipe from scratch WITHOUT bothering to have to look at the recipe, and on and on. I tell you, they’re a hoot!
Next to my grandma Mamie’s recipe, I’d have to stay loyal to the “fam” and rank my family’s personal “Chef de Cuisine”, my deceased Aunt Rose, to come in second place. That woman was the “cooking-est” person you’d ever have wanted to meet. Back in the day, she kept her “knives sharpened” at Michigan State University’s frat house, Zet Beta Tau, serving up prime rib and Yorkshire pudding so good that I just know that ZBT Alumni who remember are still talking about her skills.
But you – you’ve got it goin’ on yourself, Missy. Your recipe is looking mighty fine (love the pics, by the way!). So I’d say, you’re right up there with my family’s best. Your recipe resembles my grandmother’s, which is one of, if not THEE BEST.
I enjoyed your post. Thanks.
Well. I do love me a detailed reply. Anyone named Mamie is bound to make a good pound cake. I write about those bossy Southern women in my books–lots of material there!
Love this recipe (and Melinda’s style)! Can’t wait to get my hands on her books!
I know this sweet Southern lady and this IS the BEST pound cake you’ll ever taste! Her books are pretty wonderful too!
Look who I ran into on Sitsgirls! Right back at you, Renea!
this sounds amazing. i would gladly retile your bathroom for one.
Ha! I do love a talented woman.
I wouldn’t ever attempt to make that, but I would eat it. π
All God’s children have a role to play. I like yours!
This sounds amazing. I’m adding it to my list of recipes and my Pinterest board of yummy stuff!
Dang it! I can already feel the 5 pounds coming on for this recipe. And why does she keep insisting that we SHARE it? This looks like the kind of cake you bake right after the hubby leaves for work, eat, clean the pan and he never knew it was there?? Doesn’t everyone do that? Oh dear, perhaps not…
It’s totally worth it. You will be the pound cake goddess.
i’m so seriously craving this!
looks soo delicious!
Fabulous! I’ve made a “cold oven” pound cake before but this recipe looks even better. My family is from Mississippi so you’re preaching to the choir here with your great riffs on Southern sensibilities.
I think I have more readers in MS than anywhere else–and I’m NOT from there! Honey, you NEED this recipe.
Oooooh yes! Gonna try this one out. My pound cake is already good but I see some ways to improve here!!!
Another Southern Girl π
Ooh I love the recipe plugin! Makes it so easy to save/print!
ha ha ha…such a funny lady! LOVE the recipe and can’t wait to try..I’ve been looking for a good pound cake recipe…Thanks!
This sounds unbelievable!!!!! I am definitely going to try this!!
Oh my goodness! Lord help us all….
π
Love her attitude – it’s refreshing. And I love how she’s testing whether we’re paying attention by putting imitation vanilla and coconut extract in the picture. I’m a food blogger – of course I noticed π
As for the recipe plug-in – when I get my blog moved to wordpress.org – can I call you?!
Great job all the way around!
Clever girl!
Looks delish! And I love the recipe plug in! Do you happen to know of a good one for Blogger? π
Jo-Anna
I am SO wanting some of this pound cake to magically appear in my kitchen right now!
Yum!
This looks like one of those wonderful old cakes my grandmother used to make. I can’t wait to try it and to read Melinda’s blog. I’m not sure I’ve ever laughed while reading a recipe until now.
This recipe is SOOOOO GOOD! Made me want to slap my momma for making a better cake!
God urges me to make trifles often. This looks like it would be a wonderful cake to make into one.
Always good to listen to the man upstairs. Takes great either way.